potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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thepaperbeast:

Jams, details

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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technicolormyworld:

wait I really love this

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